What makes a successful Kickstarter

What is the only thing that stands between you and your wildest dreams? If it's a constant stream of small donations from strangers worldwide then this blog post if for you. Thanks to a Kaggle Dataset amalgamating 392,000 completed Projects we've broken down the easy 5 steps between you and your unsustainable dream.
And if this freeze frame doesn't lineup to your situation, then here is an interactive, choose your own destiny version.